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person: *breathes*
me: you are so fucking annoying can you please CONTROL YOURSELF
swimmingwithsemen: holy shit bro

ferretdog:

i wonder what r kelly is doing right this second

(Source: ferretdog, via shewantsthed123)

meladoodle:

i accidentally bought the luigi board instead of the ouija board and now all it spells out is ‘it’s a me, green mario’

(via happylamb345)

zacharydupuis:

grandma why don’t you knit me a cute relationship instead

(via crysexual)